True friendship- This is not by me, but someone else.
#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.
#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
#9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.
#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
#9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".